Skip Eclipse and Play The 8-Bit YouTube Game Instead

Instead of wasting your money tomorrow by going to the cinema and watching The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, why not stay home, open a box of wine, pop some popcorn and play the 8-Bit version on YouTube instead?

8-Bit Twilight Eclipse Interactive is – as the name suggests – a series of interactive movies linked together, just like the Choose Your Own Adventure books, that promises the grand tale of Eclipse. The game is made by The Station and lets you play through Eclipse in its entirety (or at least what the makers see as the entirety). Don’t fret, they haven’t left out any of the good stuff! There’s Edward looking sad, Jacob looking gay, and lots of cool 1980’s style fighting, midi sound, and graphics that will blow your mind. Check it out below the break, and see if you can beat it!


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Comments (5)

  1. What frustrates me the most on this mockery is the fact the people *(by people I mean women) actually know the toilet paper “plot” of this shit and are able to fit it into an 8-bit youtube video game but still are willing to pay and suffer this vomit.. cretinous people.

  2. if this came out in 1991 it would sell like hotcakes!

  3. this is hilarious!!
    “you bit his head off. im so in love with you right now”

    hahahhaa

    this films has to have fucked up childrens perspective of what love is.

  4. i vote that this site pretends that this series of movies/books never existed

  5. …and the first chapter is gone due to copyright claim. Bitches, like they haven’t made enough money.

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