Playboy Decides It Doesn’t Want To Make Any Money

You know, for a multi-million dollar company Playboy makes some odd decisions. With the recent weird Marge Simpson cover to the news we get from In Touch Weekly magazine that Hollywood mess Tara Reid will be appearing in their pages.
Apparently, she did a photo shoot this month.
I doubt we’ll see it anytime soon as the scars from that odd boob job and her botched liposuction are going to take a very long time to hide.
Is the world ready to see this girl in the buff? Do we want to?
You can catch the American Pie actress fully clothed in the upcoming comedy Last Call later this year.





















Comments (24)
What does this post mean? And what does it have to do with film news?
Posted by jackson on October 13th, 2009What does this comment mean? And what does it have to do with the article?
Posted by that motherfucker from vancouver on October 13th, 2009What does your face mean? and what does it have to do with anything?
Posted by motherfucker2 on October 13th, 2009Jackson: She’s an actress in films and it’s kind of funny. The guys on the show talk about more than just film news. They talk about music and TV and all kinds of ridiculous stuff from Hollywood. Chill the fuck out.
Posted by Joe Blow on October 13th, 2009By the way…it’s their diversity that makes the podcast good and not boring. Greg may not be the most film savvy guy, but I think the article is fine.
Chick is a massive train wreck and one in a long line of Hollywood failures. She’s been in some major money makers (American Pie and Van Wilder) and fallen so far that she has to pose nude to try to keep her career going as opposed to doing it first to jump start your career.
It’s sad really.
Posted by Joe Blow on October 13th, 2009i vote for Reed by the way…
Posted by kyriacos on October 13th, 2009speaking of Reed and porn:
REED. ANSWER ME!
Do you have the Star Trek porn put out by Hustler featuring Sasha Grey?
Posted by Goon on October 13th, 2009Why is kyriacos voting for me under this Tara Reid Playboy post?
Goon, I only have downloads of the YouTube previews of the Hustler / Star Trek porn. I think it would be fun to watch the actual porn, but I would feel kind of dirty ordering the porn. I haven’t seen porn since my days at university.
Posted by Reed Farrington on October 14th, 2009This chick needs to be put out to pasture and put down.
Posted by Marc on October 14th, 2009Lol @ the title.
Reed: GET THE PORN. It’ll be the jewel in the crown for your Star Trek collectibles!
Posted by Napalm on October 14th, 2009I saw the porn the other day, I was very let down that they didn’t try to do any goofy shit at all, no Mad Magazine-ish porn names. Spock was not Spunk.
Having that porn is more of a must have for a Trek collection than the Phenomenon soundtrack ,I’ll say that.
Posted by Goon on October 14th, 2009I’ll do her!
Posted by jaime on October 14th, 2009yeah, i’d tap that shit
Posted by Rick on October 14th, 2009I’d rather see her in a porn than in Playboy. Maybe Jay can shoot her in a three way with Reed and Greg. That can be this year’s Film Junk Halloween Video.
Posted by paulm on October 14th, 2009This is great news!
Oh wait, the doctor is now telling me that the coma I just woke up from lasted nine years.
Posted by WrongMovieMike on October 14th, 2009@Reed… are you Googling your name on the internet?
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just wanned to check if the rumor that you only comment when your name is mentioned is true..
by the way u should do a podcast with you, Greg n jay now that Shawn is holidaying in japan in a movie you get to choose!
i recommend -Law Abiding Citizen- it looks lame enough for a good show..
Posted by kyriacos on October 14th, 2009“Shawn is holidaying in japan”
that lucky lucky bastard. lol, oh how i wish that was me.
Posted by Rick on October 14th, 2009kyriacos, when I’m feeling lonely, I do indeed Google my name on the Internet, and comment where appropriate. I will comment when my name is not mentioned as well. I answer all my fan mail personally as well. Ha ha. (I’m laughing at how pathetic I am.)
I haven’t heard if Jay and Greg are doing a podcast in Sean’s absence, but thanks for recommending me anyway.
Posted by Reed Farrington on October 14th, 2009kyriacos, I just noticed that Law Abiding Citizen was written by Kurt Wimmer. Now I’m intrigued. I wonder if he’s writing like a 19-year-old now. (This is an obscure reference to a Goon comment about Equilibrium.)
Posted by Reed Farrington on October 14th, 2009don’t worry mate i google my name all the time.. The thing is nothing ever comes up..
You should convince those lazy asses (Greg – Jay) to make a podcast.. Tell them there is something more at life than updating their facebook status.. Its called Filmjunk Podcast! -Episode: 240 – Law Abiding Citizen-
Posted by kyriacos on October 15th, 2009“lazy asses (Greg – Jay)” – do you know who you are talking about?
Posted by rus in chicago on October 15th, 2009yeah..
Posted by kyriacos on October 15th, 2009#20 I already tried harassing Jay about it. Just keep sending him annoying emails and he might just bow under for the peer pressure
Posted by Kasper on October 15th, 2009Oy, kasper mate, I wouldn’t go that far as picturing Jay reading our E-mails.. I am sure he does not even bother open them..
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