Harrison Ford Confirms Indiana Jones 5 Having Found Its Plot

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Indiana Jones himself, Harrison Ford, can now confirm what young Jones Shia Lebeef let out of the bag a while ago while promoting Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: Indiana Jones 5 has its plot. Ford, Spielberg and Lucas have all come to an agreement regarding what the movie should concern, the basic layout if you will, and the story is currently taking shape. I guess this is bad news for all the Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull haters out there and good news for the rest of us. I, for one, am excited at least.

I know, I know, Indy 4 had a few minor mistakes and some major ones too, but weird aliens aside I still found it to be in spirit of the classic 3 while being updated for today’s young audience. I can only imagine that the fifth will however be the last film in the franchise, or at least the last with Ford in the lead, as he really is getting older and it was more than hinted in the fourth that he was passing on his hat to LaBeouf. So my guess is that this fifth film will see old Indy training up young Indy for him to fully take the reigns in the sixth film, having old Indy interact with him sort of like Sean Connery did in the third film. What would you like to see in a fifth Indy film?

Comments (18)

  1. NUCLEAR BOMB ON THE WAY..

  2. if they are going with the whole ‘training up young indy’ thing then i don’t want this film to be made at all.

    Indy movie with Shia, or anyone else for that matter, in the lead just wouldn’t do it for me.

  3. I’d like to see a blank screen for two hours.
    This would be more entertaining than the load of crap that i had to endure in the last outing or perhaps they could all squeeze into a cupboard, thus saving them from an incoming tsunami.

    No, no no, just NO!!!!

  4. Please no. Are they gonna milk this franchise out now too? :\

  5. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ok…I’m done.

  6. Well … by the times it would be early 60’s. I think they could do something interesting about Israel and the whole “Holy Land” thing. As long as they keep it out of jungle adventures and root it firmly in some good old fashioned Judeo-Christian lore then it might be able to recapture some of the stuff from the original movie. But certainly Ford should not be the Connery, I mean the whole point is that he is different from his dad and not eventually becoming the same.

  7. LeBeef? I guess that’s kinda what his name is in bastardized half-English/half-French.

  8. What would I like to see in a fifth Indy film?
    The death of Mutt Williams.

  9. An Indy 5 with Indy passing the torch will NOT sit well with fans. They should just stop right now, but seeing that Spielberg and Lucas want more money, they’ll do it anyways. Not to mention, I don’t like LeBeouf as an actor(What do people see in him?).

  10. I’d like to see: (1) Historical artifacts or legends, like Atlantis, or Longinus’ Spear. No more sci-fi in the form of aliens, time travel, etc. Please. (2) Less-to none-CGI. I still have nightmares with the monkeys and the vine swinging. I’m afraid that memory won’t fade away. (3) Shia LeBeouf’s character, Mutt, suffering a horrible/slow/painful death. I can’t stand the guy, even less the character.

  11. Problems I had with Indy 4:
    *Surviving Atomic bomb in Fridge
    *Indiana is old, and not very action-y
    *There wasn’t enough smart realistic backstory intertwined with actual history or legend
    *Aliens

    Problems I will have with Indy 5:
    *Indy is so old I cry while watching my childhood hero die on screen for 2 hours
    *Indiana Jones gets pregnant
    *Indy teaches Shia how to spit on the deck of the Titanic
    *Godzilla attacks a city
    *Indy gives birth to the baby… and it is an Alien

  12. I own IJ5 and must say, as cringe-worthy as some scenes were – especially the monkey-swinging Shia – the movie really wasn’t THAT bad.

    Like many others, I felt like my childhood had been raped upon the first viewing, but by the third or fourth, I think it’s more accurate to say that my childhood was merely molested up by a drunk uncle in the garage during a Superbowl party.

    The problem with making Mutt the new Indie is that they made Mutt an idiot in the last movie. Indie was a handsome, intellectual, tough-guy who could out-think and out ass-kick you – Mutt is just some short, unattractive kid with an attitude problem and a pocket-knife.

  13. I have said this before…..
    I would like to see Indy get flattened by a big rolling rock and then have his hat pop back into shape. This would book end the series.
    But can Indy Die?

  14. I’d like to see a story set in island setting like Hawaii. Hawaii became a state in 1959. Maybe that brings an influx of archaeologists and plunderers who find some clues to a temple of…something. Someone hires Indy to get there first.

  15. Indy 4 had none of the spirit of the previous 3. It was as detached from the trilogy as it could get.

  16. This message is for Mr. Lucas.

    Dear Sir, if you are reading this, please take your time and create the best IJ script you can write. In the meantime, consider reading my finished IJ script, a prequel to IJ4.

    The macguffin is from Jewish legend before the time of Abraham. Thus, a finished movie would attract not only Jews and Christians, but also Muslims. Of course, this macguffin in the right hands could change the world. Conversely, in the wrong hands…

    The story is based on a Russian military incident that occurred in the early 1900’s. Characters are both new and old. The plot takes surprising turns and twists. My favorite character is the female lead.

    And yes, I have been a professional writer for over fifteen years.

    If you are interested in learning more, please contact me: cpete43537@aol.com. Thank you.

  17. McDonalds already has a copyright the McGuffin…

  18. yawn, 4th film was shit, I don’t even mind the aliens, the whole thing was just a rehash of old jokes and swagger

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