-Childish and zippy, kazoos, whistles, horns, bells and crashes that were all done with seriously Exaggerated Spongebob style voice overs.

-A meatloaf style rock opera soundtrack with lots of horribly overdone “classic rock” hits like Mr. Roboto & Everybody’s workin’ for the weekend.

-Vulgarity for vulgarity’s sake… you know, to make an animaniacs movie stylized by R.Z. into something “adult”.

-Lack of any originality whatsoever… Nazi Werewolfs!?… I see Robs been busy playing “Castle Wolfenstein” I take it…

-Lack of any kind of plot… unless you feel that Tiny Toons has a plot.

-Bringing every single character from his previous works into this putrid pile of Deputy Dog vomit (Dr. Satan, Capt. Spaulding, Banjo & Sullivan, Michael Myers, etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc.

-The very fact that Rob Zombie has managed to dumb his material down PAST the point of pre-pubescence… all the way down to “The Powerpuff girls”.

There is simply no doubt why this movie slithered it’s way under the radar, straight to DVD. If this had been released in the theater, there would have been at least 75% of the audience getting up, walking out and demanding their money back. This would have caused the other %25 of R.Z. fanboys & girls to say to themselves… “Hey … wait a minute! This movie SUCKS hugh?!” “RABBEL! RABBEL! RABBEL!”

By quietly releasing it straight to DVD, it now becomes a “cult classic”. Watching it in the privacy of your own home also means that you can freely ingest enough anti-depressants, alcohol, and street drugs to really see the “Art” in it and to get maximum enjoyment from all of the pretty colors and funny noises.

ZIP! BOOOING! WHAH WHah whah….. DUPE DEE DOO! CRASH!

“Whooow man. Did you just see that? CrAzY sounds and colors dawg. Zombie’s like a genius or whatever. Hey man can we turn on Teletubbies after this is over?”

Worst… Movie … EVER!

blechh…