“Well let me tell you what [High School Musical] is really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron’s dad. It’s about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there’s music involved. You have to get stoned to watch it.” – Esquire, June 2009

On Education:

“I’ve never been a big believer in formal education.” – CosmoGirl, June/July 2008
“I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard.” – Esquire, June 2009
“Retards. Ridiculous. So pathetic!” – British GQ, July 2009

On Hygiene:

“I’m horrible to live with. I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, “Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.” – FHM, June 2007

“If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like-you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.” – GQ, October 2008

On her hotness:

“I’m just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores. It’s just there. It’s something I don’t have to turn on.” – Elle, June 2009

These are the things she says to strangers who are recording what she’s saying to put into magazines read by the general population… In other words, this is the “best” version of herself.

I suppose I just miss classy, beautiful Hollywood. It’s gone. It’s been replaced with teeny-bopper, talentless, vapid, plastic-tit, garbage like this chick, reality “stars” and Britney Spears…

probably wasn’t worth saying anyways.

I agree with you about touchy pc conservatives bitching about the trumped up outrage of the week (Dave Letterman threatened to rape Trig Palin!!!!). Still I can’t blame anyone for being offended for being called white trash and told to drop dead. Like I said you don’t need to buy some

I think where you go wrong with the Team America reference is that they were insulting those celebrities. So I would say yeah, it is pretty much exactly like that.

I wish she was literally invoking the wrath of Megatron, I’d pay to see someone that much of a mark for their movie. Though I’m guessing Travolta in Battlefield Earth may be characterized as such.

@ Number one, I’d say that was clearly joking.

Yes, it was a joke. She was not actually threatening them with Megatron’s wrath.

Bill Hicks once joked that everyone in the South should be put into a sterility/dentistry program. I laughed. I don’t take it seriously.

Public Enemy sang “Burn Hollywood Burn”. I dug it. I dont want to burn down Hollywood.

I’ve heard about nuking France or NYC or LA or any other number of places a zillion times in jest that was half serious commentary at the same time. And of course, Canada gets made fun of and/or attacked all the time. But every time the Midwest gets attacked or even stereotyped its like you’re hitting the only good people in the world or something and its below the belt. I guess in my case I’m just plain sick of the outrage whenever someone says anything bad about “middle america”.