Megan Fox Belatedly Accepts Chubby Fanboy’s Flower Offering
You may have seen this amazing photograph making its way around the web last week, and no doubt you thought you knew the whole story behind it. Crazed and delusional fanboy hears that Megan Fox may be single again, offers her a flower in the hopes of winning her heart, only to be denied with a look of disgust. So sad, yet so… believable. Right?
Well apparently that’s not exactly what happened. Frosty over at Collider asked Megan Fox about the incident in a recent Transformers press interview, and she was more than happy to clear the air. She explains that what you don’t realize is there were actually a lot of people and cameras around her at the time. Plus she didn’t know he was just a kid. If she had known he was a harmless, sweet little innocent boy, she never would have given him the cold shoulder. In fact, they might even be married right now. It just goes to show that sometimes photographs can lie. Check out the video of the interview with Fox below.
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I don’t get what the attraction is to this pig. She is an utterly talentless, idiot with nasty, uneven, plastic boobs and the weirdest looking thumbs you have ever seen.
I’d rather hang out with that Heidi chick than this atrocious beast.
Posted by Shut-Up Ed on June 22nd, 2009While I agree Ed that I don’t see the big deal, I watched this video and I can’t help but thing the ‘pig’ and ‘idiot’ talk is a bit mean and overdone. She seems nice enough, just because she’s a terrible actress in an even worse movie franchise doesn’t mean she deserves that kind of shit.
Posted by Goon on June 22nd, 2009“I’m sorry sweet boy”
That made me laugh, it just sounds silly.
Posted by Nick D on June 22nd, 2009@ I watched this video and I can’t help but thing the ‘pig’ and ‘idiot’ talk is a bit mean and overdone.
Not too mention the clubbed thumb business. She has a clubbed thumb, lets all take that bitch down.
Then again she did give an interview where she said she hopped middle america all fucking died (or whatever it was) so I guess she is a pretty unsympathetic person.
Posted by Rusty James on June 22nd, 2009Rusty -
Yes. That was the “pig” and “idiot” reference was meant in regards to. She was quoted as having said she wished mega-tron was real so he could kill everyone all of “white-trash middle america” not to mention anyone who doesn’t support gay marriage or believes in the bible.
And her thumbs ARE gross.
Posted by Shut-Up Ed on June 22nd, 2009i think she’s beautiful. It’s hard for me to believe that anyone wouldn’t think that. I get not liking her as much as others do, but to say that you don’t understand the attraction is a little bit of an exaggeration isn’t it? I get it, she’s a bad actress, but she’s famous because she’s beautiful. Like Jessica Alba.
Posted by Mike on June 22nd, 2009Don’t be misled Mike, she is not beautiful – she is an anorexic waif, with large chunks of plastic crammed up under her skin and a pair of wierd thumbs.
http://www.cnqn.com/tag/clubbed-thumbs/
Eeeeeew.
Posted by Shut-Up Ed on June 22nd, 2009have you seen the topless pics of her from her next movie?? i’m pretty sure they’re real man.
Posted by Mike on June 22nd, 2009Part of life is dreaming so hey no harm in that. Nice try for the kid though and I am sure it will not be the first time he is rejected. Learn how to take it now. Sometimes dreams should be more attainable. Now – is she hot or not? IMO yes.. but she is ginger hot…. what does that mean?…… Well I would only vacation with Ginger but would not want to be stuck on an island with her. Mary Ann would be my choice for stranded island fun. In fact this would be a great vs. … The classic Mary Ann against Ginger from Gilligan’s Island.
Posted by Big Hungry on June 22nd, 2009I think I know which quote you’re talking about:
“Instead of the entire planet, [I'd say to him]: Can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay super bible-beating people in Middle America?”
Number one, I’d say that was clearly joking. If you’re allowed to be over the top and uncouth with the name calling, she can be too. Fair’s fair.
Number two, even if that still offends you, you absolutely mischaracterized what she said in your post. Its not ‘anti gay marriage’, its ‘anti-gay’, and there’s a world of difference. its not people who believe in the bible, its ‘bible-beating’ and it was used in conjunction with being anti-gay, so lets cut the crap.
Posted by Goon on June 22nd, 2009In other words, I take her words about as seriously as I take Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s celebrity-killing fantasies. As unfunny as they are, and even though they’re kidding on the square, it’s retarded to get that angry about it.
So maybe I’m now fine with you calling her an ‘idiot’ because you’ve brought something in thats clearly a matter of opinion, but I’d still say you’re getting into some harsh ‘whoa there buddy’ territory.
Posted by Goon on June 22nd, 2009or maybe I just dont care about Middle America’s feelings :/
Bill Hicks once joked that everyone in the South should be put into a sterility/dentistry program. I laughed. I don’t take it seriously.
Public Enemy sang “Burn Hollywood Burn”. I dug it. I dont want to burn down Hollywood.
I’ve heard about nuking France or NYC or LA or any other number of places a zillion times in jest that was half serious commentary at the same time. And of course, Canada gets made fun of and/or attacked all the time. But every time the Midwest gets attacked or even stereotyped its like you’re hitting the only good people in the world or something and its below the belt. I guess in my case I’m just plain sick of the outrage whenever someone says anything bad about “middle america”.
Posted by Goon on June 22nd, 2009Nah Goon, admit it, you don’t have to be Glenn “I’m a fucking pussy and I have a fat face” Beck to find her remarks over the top.
@ Number one, I’d say that was clearly joking.
Yes, it was a joke. She was not actually threatening them with Megatron’s wrath.
Posted by Rusty James on June 22nd, 2009While you have softened me by inciting Glenn Beck, I still don’t really see the big deal.
I wish she was literally invoking the wrath of Megatron, I’d pay to see someone that much of a mark for their movie. Though I’m guessing Travolta in Battlefield Earth may be characterized as such.
Posted by Goon on June 22nd, 2009I think it happened during the marketing for Passion of the Christ. See it or go to hell.
I agree with you about touchy pc conservatives bitching about the trumped up outrage of the week (Dave Letterman threatened to rape Trig Palin!!!!). Still I can’t blame anyone for being offended for being called white trash and told to drop dead. Like I said you don’t need to buy some
I think where you go wrong with the Team America reference is that they were insulting those celebrities. So I would say yeah, it is pretty much exactly like that.
Posted by Rusty James on June 22nd, 2009@ Like I said you don’t need to buy some[...]
probably wasn’t worth saying anyways.
Posted by Rusty James on June 22nd, 2009http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9LC0Yc6Q_U
Posted by leaflinks on June 23rd, 2009Megan Fox tribute
i bet she did this ‘belated acceptance’ thing to save her image.
Posted by modesilver on June 23rd, 2009The kid needs to wise up. He should ignore her completely and date all of her friends, then soon enough SHE’LL be the one giving a rose
Posted by Bas on June 23rd, 2009I agree with Ed, her knees are way too knobby. I would not hit that.
Posted by Paul on June 23rd, 2009On High School Musical (Childrens Show):
“Well let me tell you what [High School Musical] is really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron’s dad. It’s about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there’s music involved. You have to get stoned to watch it.” – Esquire, June 2009
On Education:
“I’ve never been a big believer in formal education.” – CosmoGirl, June/July 2008
“I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard.” – Esquire, June 2009
“Retards. Ridiculous. So pathetic!” – British GQ, July 2009
On Hygiene:
“I’m horrible to live with. I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, “Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.” – FHM, June 2007
“If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like-you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.” – GQ, October 2008
On her hotness:
“I’m just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores. It’s just there. It’s something I don’t have to turn on.” – Elle, June 2009
These are the things she says to strangers who are recording what she’s saying to put into magazines read by the general population… In other words, this is the “best” version of herself.
I suppose I just miss classy, beautiful Hollywood. It’s gone. It’s been replaced with teeny-bopper, talentless, vapid, plastic-tit, garbage like this chick, reality “stars” and Britney Spears…
Posted by Shut-Up Ed on June 23rd, 2009Wow she’s as sweet as she is hot. Whatever reason she had for saying what she did she said it and I think it’s great. I hope she does write him. That would really be a smart move for her since we all like our screen hero’s to be people we admire.
Posted by Mark on June 24th, 2009hey i just wanted to introduce myself
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