Comments on: Bazooka Joe: The Movie?

By: Tiny Kongslie

Tiny Kongslie — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 22:20:18 +0000

The only way I would enjoy a Bazooka Joe movie would be if it was set in the 50’s with rock n’ roll…and not in this time period of hip-hop bullshit! Long live Bazooka Joe!! “Tiny” Kongslie Portland, Oregon

By: Pz

Pz — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 07:15:38 +0000

So, Bazooka Joe – The Movie will be five minutes long, right?

By: MikeD

MikeD — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 01:53:24 +0000

Ummm…. Ok… do we get free bubble gum if we watch this movie? That is the only way dude… only way. And not to mention on the whole “Where’s Waldo?” movie, i mean COME ON!!! Lets all go see paint dry, i’ll pay $8 for that!! Wow… that was a little harsh… or not harsh enough.

By: Joddie

Joddie — Sat, 23 May 2009 05:52:58 +0000

This is not an idea .. this is a ‘worst idea’.. may be they need a little bit vacation..

By: Matt Keith

Matt Keith — Sat, 23 May 2009 05:16:45 +0000

Wow, they might as well make a film about the gecko from the Geico commercials.

By: Bryronic

Bryronic — Fri, 22 May 2009 18:38:22 +0000

This is the worst thing I’ve ever heard. Ever.

Prediction: Movie is about bubble-gum bubble-blowing contests. In the first contest we see, Joe losing the contest as some cheating bastard pops his bubble via a blow-gun or BB-gun. The bubble-popping results in Joe losing his eye. The next year, after much training, the eye-patched Joe re-enters the contest and defeats his bubble-popping nemesis (played by Jack Black). It’s like a kung-fu movie, but instead of kung-fu, it’s bubble blowing, and instead of choreographed fight-scenes, it’s MIND-NUMBING STUPIDITY.