Comments on: McG Will Show You His If You Show Him Yours

By: rus in chicago

rus in chicago — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 03:57:27 +0000

except mistakenly taking a drink of pig urine of course

By: Wintle

Wintle — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 02:57:01 +0000

Nothing that results in someone spitting out their drink could ever be considered a waste of time, Ashley.

By: Greg

Greg — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 23:08:13 +0000

Comment #13 made me spit out my drink.

Well played.

By: Ashley

Ashley — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 22:57:58 +0000

Wow this thread has probably been my biggest waste of time ever spent on Film Junk.

By: Matt

Matt — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 21:18:53 +0000

haha. I like how none of the filmjunk ladies weigh in on this important cinematic issue.
Hmm. If you combined their names it would be
Michael McGay.
Coincidence?…

By: 1138

1138 — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 20:21:26 +0000

Bay and McG are just a bunch of dicks! sorry couldn’t resist.

Otherwise after making garbage like Pearl Harbor, Bay better have a big dick!

By: Ryan M.

Ryan M. — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 15:43:17 +0000

It’ll only be gay if balls touch.

By: rus in chicago

rus in chicago — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 15:12:11 +0000

o.k. that’s it, it’s go time! Wintle meet me out back in five minutes for a dick fight!

By: Wintle

Wintle — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 14:57:36 +0000

McG is already better than Nolan.

By: rus in chicago

rus in chicago — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 14:54:20 +0000

to me, I read the whole thing as a metaphor for directing big summer blockbusters and McG feeling really confident about Terminator. I don’t know why he wants to take on Bay, doing a big CG butt f*ck like Bay produces is no big deal (I feel the only skill Bay has is being a crazy task master and getting so may action shots per day) McG should GROW SOME REAL BALLS and take on Nolan and do a action film that is a critical success to.

By: Henrik

Henrik — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 14:08:09 +0000

From what I understand, they all look very different flaccid, but looks pretty much the same engorged. Apart from the outer 5% on each end of course. So it may be an antiqlimax.

It would be fantastic though, if they had scientists measure them out in various competitions, and determine the winner by score in different categories. Like the cock olympics. I think there’s a porn called megaboob olympics actually.

By: swarez

swarez — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 13:57:24 +0000

Also there is a saying over here that the smallest dick grows the most, meaning that a pecker that’s not that big or even small when in relax mode but grows way larger compared to its original size when asked. Dudes can have a big schlong when passive but only go rigid and don’t grow when rubbed down.
Would they consider growth precedences as well?

What a great discussion.