I’M SO FUCKING DISAPPOINTED! IT FAILED JUST AS HARD AND IN THE SAME WAY AS BLADE: TRINITY!!!

I hope one of you Film Junk guise go catch it so I can hear things like:

“It was shit.”

+ “Just like 007; I had no idea what the fuck was going on.”

+ “The director has no idea how to shoot fight scenes…I couldn’t see the balletic action Transporter movies are supposed to have.”

+ “This fuck named Olivier Megaton should have been replaced by Cory Yuen (director on the first one who has only been the choreographer since) because at least he knows how to shoot a fight scene (and he was one of the Jackie Chan childhood friends that went on to the film industry which makes him so awesome).

+ “The transitions were some of the most braindead bullshit I’ve ever seen”

+ “An engine is COMPLETELY TOTALED if it goes underwater…i know that Transporter movies fit into fantasy-action but thats too ridiculous to handle”

+ “The music choices were pathetic and integrated horribly…in fact the entire film suffered from poor editing and/or lack of coverage.”

+ “Why didn’t the final boss jump of the train so he wouldn’t blow up…makes no sense…NOTHING MADE SENSE!!!”

And finally:

+”What the hell is wrong with Luc Besson lately!?”