Miri and Zack are two 30-something losers (with a capital L) who, just like the U.S. Fed, suddenly find themselves utterly bankrupt and on the verge of homelessness. So in typical American fashion, they both decide to take the easy way out and make a porno movie for some quick cash. Of course their decision leaves the viewer confused as to why they don’t simply just go out and get themselves a F’ing JOB instead, but THAT would be a sensible solution and Americans are definitely NOT interested in THOSE. One is also left wondering why Miri doesn’t just go sell one of her kidneys, until one realizes the BRILLIANCE of her plan; she can only sell one of her kidneys ONCE, whereas she can rent-out her vagina over and over again until it’s stretched-out like an old, used rubber band. Ah, doesn’t American entrepreneurship just WARM your heart?

This movie features the usual torrent of F-words and vulgar language that we’ve all come to expect from this particular director, along with some sofisticated acting on the part of such well-known Thespians as Traci Lords, who plays a prostitute that can blow bubbles with her vagina. Kinda like Alan Greenspan and Bernanke do except Traci’s bubbles DON’T impoverish half of humanity.

Back to this flick; if you’re the typical American that likes to masturbate with one hand while holding a Chicken McSandwich with the other, SEE IT.
If on the other hand you value quality, logic, intelligence and have a strong set of moral values, DON’T BOTHER.

There was exactly one scene with full male frontal nudity and exactly one scene with full female frontal nudity (first interview for female pornstar).

I found the movie way too predictable and jokes very forced. One of those movies where I really wanted to laugh and lowered my standards “looking” for jokes.

Even the first time I saw Clerks it just felt like a student film with a really funny script.

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