Megan Fox Starring in Some Movie Called Whore
So now that I’ve got the attention of all the drooling Transformers fanboys out there, check it out… Megan Fox is indeed starring in a movie called Whore. No joke. The proof is right there on the poster. Granted, I’m not sure if she’s actually playing the whore from which the movie draws its title, but it hardly seems to matter. This thing is destined to be downloaded by a million horny teenagers, and completely trashed by critics.
Whore is the brainchild of Thomas Dekker, who most will know as John Connor on Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Somehow he raised enough money to direct it himself, and also talked his Terminator co-star Lena Headey into appearing in it, along with Bruce Willis’ daughter Rumer. Did I mention that Ron Jeremy plays a priest in this? Brilliant, just brilliant. The movie is about “a large group of teens living on the streets of Hollywood and selling their bodies to stay alive [as they] struggle with the movie business that continues to slam one door after another in their face”. Wait a minute, is he serious? Oh man this sounds bad. What the heck is Megan Fox thinking?
Comments (10)
Wow, Ron Jeremy cast as a priest? Oh no they didn’t!! That’s really pushing the envelope, eh? What a daring and bold comedic statement.
Anytime Ron Jeremy is cast in a movie it screams low-budget crap desperate bring in dorks who think he’s funny. I will admit that it’s nice seeing that poster of Megan Fox with the word “WHORE” emblazoned at the bottom.
Posted by Joel on August 25th, 2008Is that really Megan Fox on the poster!? It looks nothing like her. They failed.
“A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes…”
That’s the actual tagline!?!?!?! Double fail.
Did you see how Thomas Dekker dressed at Comicon? I know I seem gay for mentioning it but anyone who dresses like that is a shit director (joke). Plus, I believe any good director is a good actor and Dekker is only passable as John Connor. Triple fail.
Posted by Ryan M. on August 25th, 2008Vilos Cohaagen said it best in Total Recall, Who told you to *think*? I don’t give you enough information to *think*! You do what you’re told. *That’s* what you do!
I wonder who Megan Fox’s agent is.
Posted by Primal on August 25th, 2008man i want that poster just so I can shoot my load all over it…………………..
Posted by paulie on August 25th, 2008…. no that isn’t megan fox on the cover..
Posted by ash on November 8th, 2008wooooow Ron Jermey??
foe a minute there i thought it was a porn movie then to find out it is a “real” movie…
and yes who is Megan Fox’s agent?? WTF i how do you go from Transformer to this….the movie title makes me think its porn but even porn is more creative and the plot is so….blah
and the tagline…never again
Posted by Leesa on December 27th, 2008To be honest, I HOPE MEGAN FOX DIES CUZ SHE IS A WHORE!
Posted by Kailyn on October 3rd, 2009yeah its not Megan Fox on the poster, but she is working in this movie…..
Posted by Zohaib on November 13th, 2009Leave a Reply