Airplane was great when I was not allowed to see it when I was 12, but I recently watched it and realized how freaking stupid, rascist and small-minded a lot of the jokes are… kind of like the Zuckers and their fans. Still can’t get enough of the fart jokes or alliteration. Who’s on first is hilarious, right? Not really. Same with a lot of their movies. Maybe their fans are all drunk and stoned when they see their films, and that’s where the base lies, I’m not sure.

Maybe they should also start making films for the Taliban, or the Sudanese government (you know the ones that are raping and commiting genocide), more people Bush and his family have supported just because it’s a “different opinion”. So is cannibalism, but I don’t want to hear it. Shut the fuck up, Zuckers, go back to your sad Beverly Hills cave, and quit pretending to know anything about America. I want your opinion now about as much as Paris Hilton’s.

Michael Moore is better educated, more fair and has done something the Zuckers have not… SOMETHING. It’s interesting that nearly every idiot that really has a problem with him mentions that he’s fat. Ever been to a McCain rally? Fucking pig fest. The entire republican base is overweight, uneducatated hicks right now.

Oh and here’s something, the Zuckers don’t satire. Talk to your local doctor, scientist, professor – see what their political leaning is… always Democratic. Then go to the KKK – republican. Christian Fundamentalists and Radicals – Republican. Then of course the shady corporate lawyers, junk bond salesmen, and Wall Street hustlers that have kept you poor for years – Republican through and through. Anyone in a union, or who actually works for a living, vote Democrat or are just uneducated. Firemen, Policemen, especially in cities – Democrat. Interesting, huh? People that haven’t finished college – predominantly Republican. People that have finished, especially advanced education – democrats. Weird, huh?

That’s because the right has become so whack-o right and the left has also gone more right. Any old school Republican like me is either a Libertarian or a Democrat now, especially in idealogy. We’ve entered a new age – one of the tax and spend republican, and the Democrats for gun rights. In fact, there are no far left political parties in existence right now, don’t believe the hype.

We need the Zuckers right now about as much as the people in concentration camps needed comedians hired by Hitler. We are in the midst of an oppressive take-over of not only democracy, but basic human rights. Bush and the Republican party have not only given America to corporations, many of them foreign, they’ve helped to kill over 100,000 people worlwide, many women and children.

So people like, J-Dawg, you should be aware of all the people YOU helped kill. Women and children raped in Darfour, on your watch, with your guy, with your lazy, uneducated vote. Good, hard-working, Americans out of their homes because of your guy, your silly vote. Congrats. You are, unlike Michael Moore, not a true patriot, and belong in Afghanistan with the Taliban.

You and the Zuckers are puppets of a sad king, J-Dawg. Now you can return your head to your ass. Or go back to watching wrestling or whatever.

I loved the Iraq War episode though, where they end up not giving a fuck about the war and singing a song about getting to 100 episodes. “For the war, against the war, WHO CARES? 100 Episodes!” that was great. I also liked the Terry Schaivo (the invalid chick that the president took an interest in, I believe that was the name) episode, called Best Friends Forever. I wonder what makes those South Park episodes a comedy show with a tame political lesson, and Michael Moores films political films with acceptably tame comedy. I guess South Park will always be perceived as comedy first.

Check out the end of season 11 called “The List”, a great, great episode.

Fuck you Jimmy Buffet! FUCK YOU!

If that’s preachy, I must be the choir.

One thing that I hate about self deprecating humour, in the vein of Michael Moore, Kevin Smith or George Clooney, is that it’s always a bunch of lies. These people are telling you that they’re bad, because they don’t really think so themselves. I can’t stand people who lie blatantly like that, it’s incredibly obvious that it’s defensive.

Michael Moore is not as bad as the other two. When Sicko came out on danish TV people were asking why he was strengthening the opposite argument by making his films so dishonestly, but he did defend himself. He said in America, the opposition (corporations, specifically in this case medical companies) is presenting their case dishonestly every commercial break, so he feels justified in doing it once ever couple of years. That’s a defense I can take seriously, and it makes me respect a man who realizes his own tactics and the futility in hiding them, rather than just going “hey man, I’m just having fun with all of this. Laugh at it”.