Win a Threesome with Scarlett Johansson!
No, unfortunately this is not the next giveaway here on Film Junk. However, this is an actual contest that is going on right now to help promote Woody Allen’s upcoming movie Vicki Cristina Barcelona, which hits select theatres tomorrow. As you may have heard, the film involves a good ol’ menage a trois between Scarlett Johansson, Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem… which is really all you need to know. Over at ScarlettJohansson.com they are offering a threesome between ScarJo, yourself, and one other lucky winner (guy or girl… hmm).
All you have to do is e-mail threesome@scarlettjohansson.com and give them a creative reason why you should be eligible for this once in a lifetime opportunity. The two winners will be chosen at random apparently. Oh, and in the fine print it says that the threesome in question is actually a “moviegoing date experience consisting of three people”. I don’t envy Scarlett Johansson in this situation one bit. That said, it is a pretty clever little marketing scheme!
Comments (7)
Wow this is crass.
Next up: enter a contest to touch her left boob.
Only 2 seconds, no squeezing allowed. One hand only.
Posted by Phil on August 14th, 2008I’ll enter this and hopefully I’ll win. I’d tell the film junkies all about it. Plus, I have always wanted to tell a big star that “I loved you in (the shitiest most horrible movie they are in)”.
Posted by Ryan M. on August 14th, 2008I wonder who gets to pick the movie we’d see. I’d probably fall asleep and drool all over Scarlett, and not necessarily in that order.
Posted by Reed Farrington on August 14th, 2008Man I’d love a two-some with Scarlett Johansson. But the random third person is probably going to be like either her mom or her fiancé and everything will be ruined.
It would be cool to meet her though, just to see if she speaks any danish. If she doesn’t, I’m sure to fascinate her by teaching her greetings and dirty words, and there is a possibility that we would end up fucking. Yes, I believe it.
Posted by Henrik on August 14th, 2008Hahaha… this is why I don’t envy Scarlett Johansson one bit.
Posted by Sean on August 15th, 2008@ phil
“Next up: enter a contest to touch her left boob.
Only 2 seconds, no squeezing allowed. One hand only.”
LOL
Posted by Matt on August 15th, 2008Leave a Reply