Mr. T’s Presence Brings Boy Out of Coma
It’s kind of a slow news day so far, but this story was too amazing not to post. Get this: a child that had been in a coma since the mid-80’s in Detroit, Michigan was recently awakened by the mystical presence of one Mr. T! They say that the boy had been surrounded in his hospital bed by toys, one of which was a Mr. T doll, and whenever someone said the name “Mr. T”, he would move his arm. Years later, Mr. T happened to be in town, and doctors contacted him pleading for help. He came to the boy’s side, prayed, and then as he was leaving suddenly the boy woke up and yelled out! Insane.
Mr. T says, “That was my supernatural moment”, but it goes without saying that it’s all in a day’s work for the world’s greatest superhero. Seriously, I think it’s time to start a new religion that worships Mr. T. Who’s with me?
Comments (13)
Total MIND-FUCK.
Posted by Henrik on April 9th, 2008I can easily believe this story, once while watching Mr. T talk during an interview I ejaculated into my pants.
Posted by Itchy-Finger on April 9th, 2008Bow at the altar of T!
Posted by dougnagy on April 9th, 2008Now, if Mr. T woke William Shatner from a Coma induced by a fight with Chuck Norris aboard Airwolf….hey, that’d be pretty awesome.
Posted by kurt on April 9th, 2008where do I sign up for the Mr.T religion? If anything it’s much more viable then the other religions we have.
Posted by Bob the Slob on April 9th, 2008I will say that it’s close to being a viable belief. I mean making people wake from coma, 2000 years ago, would probably be considered a resurrection.
I want some Old Testament-style flash from Mr. T though. Some snakestaffs and split oceans. That would make me believe he is superhuman.
Posted by Henrik on April 9th, 2008I pity the fool medical affliction that crosses the T.
Posted by lord dungbeetle on April 9th, 2008Or dots the I
Posted by lord dungbeetle on April 9th, 2008Henrik, all I need to believe Mr.T is superhuman is for him to…well…be Mr.T
Posted by Bob the Slob on April 9th, 2008“Or dots the I”
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that was good for shits and giggles. In fact, it made me laugh out loud at work…damn you Mr. T voice, get out of my head!
Posted by kurt on April 10th, 2008ROFL for post 2 XD.
I have a Mr. T doll from the 80’s, its awsome…i think its the reason i haz luck with the ladies, so im definatly in
Posted by Robs on September 3rd, 2008Leave a Reply