In case you haven’t been keeping up with your news on former reality TV stars, you’re definitely going to want to see the strange encounter that took place between Danny Bonaduce and ex-Survivor Jonny Fairplay on stage last week at the Fox’s 2007 Reality Awards show. The end result is that Fairplay is now suing Bonaduce for unspecified damages to cover medical expenses, emotional distress and lost earnings after he suffered injuries to his head and his mouth. (He did kind of deserve it though.) Also check out J. Lo’s near miss on stage, one of the worst renditions of the Star Wars theme I’ve ever heard, and President Bush’s nephew proving that the future of the Bush family is bright. Then go cry yourself to sleep because the world is a pretty disturbing place.

Bonaduce Breaking Fairplay
Jonny Fairplay Responds
Danny Bonaduce Responds
X-Wing Fighter Rocket Burns Up on Re-entry
Green Day/Kelly Clarkson Mash-Up
Hooker Parties with Kids
Ladder Collapses on Guy
Real-Life Donkey Kong
J-Lo Close Call
Wheelchair Flip
Bush’s Nephew Is A Dumbass
Asian Commercials Are Weird
Pretty Terrible Star Wars Trumpet Solo