Comments on: Jackass-Inspired Prank Causes Theatre Evacuation

By: Crazy K

Crazy K — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:41:50 +0000

ALL HEIL JACKASS, me and my friends are making a jackass video called no-title its gonna be posted on youtube when we are done

By: Dave

Dave — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 16:23:16 +0000

Hmmm, you know, that’s an answer best left to the readers. Was it meta, or part of the joke? You decide (on whatever’s funnier that is).

By: Sean

Sean — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 13:21:09 +0000

Now I’m a little unclear on this. When you say “FTW”, do you mean “For The Win” or “Fuck The World”. Or both.

By: Dave

Dave — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 12:33:28 +0000

You probably think my enormous girth shook as I chuckled with righteous vindication. Indeed, I immediately speed-dialed my good friend Jack Thompson to go over our impending lawsuit against Paramount, Johnny Knoxville, and common sense everywhere. You see, the teenage brain is little more than a parasitic stem before it reaches the age of 18. As such, it needs the strong, conservative arm of the government to point to filth such as whatever hell movie we’re talking about and whisper loudly in parents ear, “It’s all right. We’ll take care of it you. Shhh. Shhhh, now. No need to think.” Since I’m on the subject, I should announce here that EclecticGamer.com will now be sponsored and financed by Focus on the Family. I shall spew forth and blog all over this God fearing nation from my new multi-million dollar compound somewhere in the Rockies. Pundits FTW!

By: Chopper

Chopper — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:30:07 +0000

i agree that the dvd sales are going to be greater for this movie over the ticket sales. its sad that these kids have to resort to stupid acts because they cant get into see this movie, i mean grow up. the one thing i hate seeing is one kid gets into the show and then goes down to open the outside door for others to get in. i mean is that cool or what. what a bunch of losers.

By: Marina

Marina — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 19:13:33 +0000

I agree that this probably holds more appeal for kids who are already trouble makers but I also think it appeals to kids who wish they could get away with some of those stunts. Either way, this is going to make a KILLING in sales when it eventually hits DVD.