Uwe Boll Takes Down His First Challenger

Well I didn’t realize the Raging Boll extravaganza was already under way, but it looks like filmmaker Uwe Boll has indeed stepped into the ring against the first of his challengers, and won (obviously). This first match took place in Spain this week, with Boll facing off against Carlos Palencia Jimenez-Arguello, webmaster of Cine Cutre. The entire match is already up on YouTube… I’ll be honest, it ain’t all that exciting. If anything, it just makes Uwe Boll look like a real bully for using his boxing experience to beat up a poor hapless web geek. Well, whatever makes you feel better about yourself Dr. Boll. The main event takes place in Vancouver on September 23rd, where he will take on Something Awful webmaster Richard “Lowtax” Kyanka, Ain’t It Cool News writer Jeff Sneider, Rue Morgue writer Chris Alexander, and another challenger who, rumour has it, is actually a minor. Wow, talk about low blows.

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Comments (2)

  1. this guy sounds like a real winner beating up geeks and all, get a life Uwe “Toilet” Boll.

  2. Oh God. I hope that there’s an opportunity to see this Vancouver “final”. I’d love a chance to get some eggs in at Boll.

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