Comments on: Entourage Could Inspire Real Aquaman Movie? http://www.filmjunk.com/2006/07/31/entourage-could-inspire-real-aquaman-movie/ Blog And Podcast Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:49:59 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Sean http://www.filmjunk.com/2006/07/31/entourage-could-inspire-real-aquaman-movie/comment-page-1/#comment-21430 Sean Tue, 01 Aug 2006 14:10:54 +0000 http://www.filmjunk.com/?p=3437#comment-21430 Yeah there was... directed by Wes Craven I think? Yeah there was… directed by Wes Craven I think?

]]> By: Jackson http://www.filmjunk.com/2006/07/31/entourage-could-inspire-real-aquaman-movie/comment-page-1/#comment-21429 Jackson Tue, 01 Aug 2006 13:49:19 +0000 http://www.filmjunk.com/?p=3437#comment-21429 Has a Swamp Thing movie ever been made? I'd see that if Burt Reynolds was Swamp Thing. Has a Swamp Thing movie ever been made? I’d see that if Burt Reynolds was Swamp Thing.

]]> By: Phil http://www.filmjunk.com/2006/07/31/entourage-could-inspire-real-aquaman-movie/comment-page-1/#comment-21407 Phil Mon, 31 Jul 2006 22:31:42 +0000 http://www.filmjunk.com/?p=3437#comment-21407 Yeah, I heard about that! I thought it would have been okay, but Aquaman is funnier. All the CG "green lantern" stuff would just have been a rip-off of "The Mask." Seriously...why does DC comics never invent new characters? Aquaman is lame, lame lame. Yeah, I heard about that! I thought it would have been okay, but Aquaman is funnier. All the CG “green lantern” stuff would just have been a rip-off of “The Mask.”

Seriously…why does DC comics never invent new characters? Aquaman is lame, lame lame.

]]> By: Sean http://www.filmjunk.com/2006/07/31/entourage-could-inspire-real-aquaman-movie/comment-page-1/#comment-21403 Sean Mon, 31 Jul 2006 18:33:00 +0000 http://www.filmjunk.com/?p=3437#comment-21403 YES... I would see that movie. I am assuming you heard about that Jack Black Green Lantern project that was long rumoured to be in the works? YES… I would see that movie.

I am assuming you heard about that Jack Black Green Lantern project that was long rumoured to be in the works?

]]> By: Phil http://www.filmjunk.com/2006/07/31/entourage-could-inspire-real-aquaman-movie/comment-page-1/#comment-21402 Phil Mon, 31 Jul 2006 18:09:57 +0000 http://www.filmjunk.com/?p=3437#comment-21402 They should get Jack Black to be Aquaman, and have the whole movie be about how crappy he is. "I...am...AQUAMAN!!" I could see it now; his pot belly stretching out a glittery orange top with green tights, using his trident like a a baton-twirler in a parade. You could even have a ridiculous plot, like having him captured by Sea World and him getting the animals there to break free. (ie: He rides Shamu in a majestic arc over the wall -- but lands squarely in the parking lot. THUMP. Shamu is dead...Jack Black looks around and runs off screen.) Comedic touch: Aquaman gets dehydrated and will die if he's out of water for more than an hour. This leads to: -Jumping in mall fountains -Grabbing water glasses off waiters' trays -Carrying a super-soaker, saying "excuse me" in polite conversation and shooting himself in the face, splashing rich socialites. "I do not suck, okay -- I control creatures of the sea! AAAARGH!" (And a manatee slowly starts to approach the bad guy on a dock. Slooooowly.) They should get Jack Black to be Aquaman, and have the whole movie be about how crappy he is.

“I…am…AQUAMAN!!”

I could see it now; his pot belly stretching out a glittery orange top with green tights, using his trident like a a baton-twirler in a parade.

You could even have a ridiculous plot, like having him captured by Sea World and him getting the animals there to break free. (ie: He rides Shamu in a majestic arc over the wall — but lands squarely in the parking lot. THUMP. Shamu is dead…Jack Black looks around and runs off screen.)

Comedic touch: Aquaman gets dehydrated and will die if he’s out of water for more than an hour. This leads to:
-Jumping in mall fountains
-Grabbing water glasses off waiters’ trays
-Carrying a super-soaker, saying “excuse me” in polite conversation and shooting himself in the face, splashing rich socialites.

“I do not suck, okay — I control creatures of the sea! AAAARGH!” (And a manatee slowly starts to approach the bad guy on a dock. Slooooowly.)

]]> By: Chopper http://www.filmjunk.com/2006/07/31/entourage-could-inspire-real-aquaman-movie/comment-page-1/#comment-21392 Chopper Mon, 31 Jul 2006 16:13:31 +0000 http://www.filmjunk.com/?p=3437#comment-21392 that will alot better that a series. i think that james cameron should direct and that would be wild if that happened. entourage is one of the coolest shows out there now! that will alot better that a series. i think that james cameron should direct and that would be wild if that happened.

entourage is one of the coolest shows out there now!

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