The Surreal Life 5: Balki Meets Jose Canseco?
Hard to believe that this show is still on the air, but I guess as long as they keep digging up the washed up celebrities, people will keep on watching! The Surreal Life started its life on the WB network before moving to VH1 in its 3rd season and it basically forces a bunch of weird, minor celebs to live together in a house. Hilarity ensues. VH1 just announced the cast for their fifth season of the show, which will premiere on September 4th. The participants are as follows: Bronson Pinchot (aka Balki Bartokomous from Perfect Strangers), Sandi Denton (aka Pepa from Salt-n-Pepa), extreme motocross star Carey Hart, supermodel and Next Top Model judge Janice Dickinson, U.K. model Caprice, former Apprentice participant Omarosa, and of course, former baseball slugger and ‘roid user Jose Canseco. A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me you didn’t pay money for this. Click below for a photo gallery of the Surreal Life 5 cast members.





















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“A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me you didnt pay money for this.”
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btw, worst Surreal Life cast ever.
Posted by Goon on March 30th, 2005“A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me you didnt pay money for this.”
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btw, worst Surreal Life cast ever.
Posted by Goon on March 30th, 2005No it ain’t the worst. I think it’s interesting. I just hope that Jose doesn’t do anything stupid, and Omarosa keeps her big mouth shut. As long as everyone tries to stay out off TOO MUCH trouble, it should be an interesting season. BTW I wonder if Jose is going to try and paint himself St. Joseph as he tried to do in his book?
Posted by NANA on June 6th, 2005Leave a Reply