Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2)

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2)
Developed by: Rockstar Games
Published by: Take 2 Interactive

I’m pretty sure most of you people have heard of the game Grand Theft Auto. Whether it’s from the legion of fans, or from moms who say their kids killed a whole wack of people at the Avondale because they were exposed to this game. Well now they have more to bitch about, now that San Andreas in finally out. “Look ma! I learned a new word today it’s MUTHAFACKER!” Okay, well I’m not going to debate the effects of the game on kids, so I’ll just tell you about this game.

Carl Johnson finally returns home from after 5 years, when his mom is murdered by rival gang members. You basically live his every day life trying to gain respect from your homies and gang members. The more respect you gain, the more things you are able to do, like start your own gang and eventually own everyone’s ass. Missions open up and other parts of town get opened up also as you progress.

San Andreas is loosely based off of Los Angeles. It is filled with its upper-class to ghettos areas and the streets are engulfed in gang warfare. For those of you who have played Vice City, the previous installment in the series, you will notice that San Andreas is 3 times bigger, 3 times better, and 3 times more fun. Some of the newest features in the game are the abilities to; swim, perform home invasions, customization of clothing and hair, ability to work out and eat food to gain muscle/fat and other attributes, and the list just goes on. There is more variety in missions including the stealth missions (think Manhunt) and new modes like pimpin’, where one has to drive around picking up hookers. The amount of things you can do in this game is the equivalent of owning 20 games in one. You can even walk into a store and play arcade games. Basically the city is your bitch and you can do what ever you feel like, whenever you feel like. There are even rumors you can find Bigfoot walking around in the desert and aliens flying around if you look closely. It’s pure madness the amount of content they managed to pack into this game. There is just way too much stuff to go over, like all the celebrity voiceovers and all the cool cars you can punk, so I’m going to just shut up and get back to capping da police.

I can’t really think of anything I didn’t enjoy in this game except maybe a few bugs here and there and maybe have camera movement slightly faster when turning corners. All I can say is this game will be on every gamer’s Christmas list and it will continue to sell and spread like aids. So if you don’t have aids… I mean the game yet, you better run and go buy it. Or else I’m going to send some big black dude to your crib so he can “best be getting propa on yo punk ass.”

9.75346 out of 10 on the ass kick meter.

– Chian

Comments (168)

  1. SAN ANDREAS IS THE BEST GAME EVER.

  2. SAN ANDREAS RRRROOOOOOOOCCCCCKKKKKKSSSSS!!!!!!!

  3. I THINK SAN ANDREAS IS A REALLY COOL GAME.

  4. SAN ANDREAS IS THE BEST GAME

  5. ITS NOT A COOL GAME ITS A VERY COOOOOOOOL GAME!!!!

  6. SAN ANDREAS IS THE BEST GAME I EVER PLAYED

  7. IS THERE GOING TO BE ANOTHER GTA?

  8. I DONT KNOW BUT I HOPE THEY MAKE A EVEN BETTER GTA

  9. this is propbably the best game. i think it is the best game.

  10. like a gta set in a 3rd world country where you have to steal goats to make bling bling and also for the occasional Schwing Schwing!

  11. I think that game sucked you no why because I dont even have a ps2!!!!!!!

  12. YEAH!!!! thats right I am whith the girl above ME!!!
    Idont have one either thats why its WHACK!!!!!

  13. DOES BIGFOOT EXIST PLEASE TELL ME.

  14. ANY OF U FINISHED THE GAME AND CAN U TELL ME HOW TO FIND BIGFOOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  15. I think the game kicked ass.

  16. i think this game sucks ass becuz gta sucks fukking dick…. from 3 up, all the games are pretty much the sme but diff levels, and stuff to do… the games are fun at first, but after u beat it so fukkin easily, its kinda shitty!!

  17. you know what sucks fukkin dick?

    typing words like ‘becuz’, ‘fukking’, ‘u’

    its the kind of thing that.. hey… are you that illiterate yoboy that hangs out in front of the local convenience store asking me to buy cigarettes for you? you are, aren’t you?

  18. does anyone know where to find all girlfreinds on san andreas?

  19. were the fuck do you find bigfoot and the four armed freak

  20. i looked all over shady creek and the mountain area and still don’t find bigfoot or the the four armed freak.

  21. when i find bigfoot i’m going to kill him for wasting my time and take a picture!

  22. go here:

    http://gtastrange.proboards41.com

  23. I finished the game and i never foun bigfoot or any easter eggs,but i will still search!!

  24. where is bigfoot

  25. the easter egg is on top of one of the bridges

  26. tell me the location of the easter egg when you find it again.

  27. I’m here

  28. (how to find bigfoot)
    start the chilad chalange, get first place, then go to the old shed right beside Mt. Chilad and you will see him walking around the base of the mountain. But if he sees you he cant hurt you with “one” hit but you cant kill him at all so get your ass in gear and run. Oh yea, and he screeches like crazy at 20:00

  29. gta sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. Dop you have to win the whatever challnge to see him and what about Leather face

  31. sdf

  32. this game kicks hard ass

  33. were to find an alien on this game. the alien is on the skyscraper down”” it is on a building to your right side of you

  34. were to find an alien on this game. the alien is on the skyscraper down”” it is on a building to your right side of you

  35. somewhon please write back me ok before i f”kin get pist off

  36. i want 2 find bigfoot so bad. it like a evil spell on me. i was wondering how 2 find him. it wuld be the best. im also looking for a u.f.o. i think there are in the game. or in my life(lol) but if any one can help me wit that. plez do. thank’s. ps……..grabd theft auto is the best game in the world.

  37. grand theft auto. opps.

  38. i also want 2 say something 2 gta. not the game. the guy who say “DO THE RACE AND YOU SEE BIGFOOT”.what the hell you mean. i try what you say but nothing. i was at the cabin on the mt. i was at the place in fornt of the mt. and i was at the cabin in the back of the mt. shady cabin or something. i was at all of them at 20:00 tell 6:00. and 6:00 tell 20:00. i beat all race’s on the mt. and yulp………….i dont know what the :d 2 do. plez tell me in this page. thank you.

  39. :d…………..that mean big ass happy face. i wanted 2 not say fuk.

  40. hey. i know how 2 find piggsy. it e-z. go 2 shady cabin form 20 2 6. night. look at the go in the cabin and look at the wall that you see right wane uoi walk in. face it with a camer and cont 2 39. turn arond and walk out side and BAM. he come out with a big ass chansaw. you can’t kill him so you beter get yo fat ass packing.

  41. WILL YOU STOP WITH THE DAMM LIE’S. PLEZ. THAT JUST MEAN. PPL TAKE THERE HOLE DAY LOOKING FOR WHAT YOU PPL SAY AND FOR WHAT? NOTHING. I SAY PLEZ STOP WITH THE LIEING. PLEZ. I WILL NOT SAY ANY NAME’S NOW. BUT IF I TRY ONE MORE THING AND IT ANT TURE. IM GOING YO MAKE MY PICE GO IN YOU. (PICE A NOTHER NAME FOR GUN) AND PICE MAKER MY NAME.

  42. ok. hi. i love grand theft auto. it is the best game that has ever seen light. one thing that make’s it so damn good is the ester egg’s. but i can’t find them in gta sa. like bigfoot or piggsy. i konw how 2 find the store gun shop. and other stuf like that. but not bigfoot and piggsy. so i need some help. PLEZ HELP ME. if you know how 2 find them plez respand. and no damn lie’s. if you have yahoo instite masinger. my name is “cluckinbell93″ or you can e-meal me at “collindayton@yahoo.com” or just say it in this page of this website.(wich is a very good website at that) thank you. ps……NO DAMN LIER’S!!!!

  43. NO FUC*EN LIER’S.

  44. ds2 rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    sanandrass sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  45. San Andreas is the veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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  46. GRAND THEFT AUTO THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  47. GRAND THEFT AUTO ROCKS AND ROLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  48. so. i seen bigfoot. i bet you think im lieing but i seen him. e-mail me and i show you a pic. i seen him. all i can say is that it was night…(20:00 6:00) close to shady cabin. it was very herd. but i seen him.

  49. grand theft auto. The best game that has ever seen light. But we know this game for it’s killing. It’s free will and it’s freedom. But that is not the only thing that has us begging for more. Ester egg’s. there all over this wonderful game. Some are probably right in our face. Not knowing that they are there. But they are. So let’s get shooting. Bigfoot….. a rumor that has people anger but they just keep looking for him. Some say he can be seen walking around aimlessly And other’s say that he is a reward for beating some thing’s. like the race’s that are found on the mt. In bad land’s. but I am going to help you find this BIGFOOT. Many photo’s have been made. Some I think are fake. Some I think are real. But no one really knows. I can say that I see some weird stuff in the bad land’s. you can try just going around bad land’s looking for him. At night or day. But I have done that many time’s and seen nothing but tree’s and a cabin or two. So. Look for some photo’s of Bigfoot and look in the back. Look at ware they are. I see most photo’s of him that are close to shady cabin. Right next to the mt.(witch is also wear piggsy is so post to live) I have not seen Bigfoot in my game. Nor have my friend’s. but im sure im getting close. Read up for more information. Piggsy……. Rumor has it that piggsy is baste on a character in manhunt. A nother game of rockstaer’s. he is said to be seen at night. Like bigfoot . there are many way’s to find this crazy killer. Or many way’s have been put all over the (happy face) place. One is to just go to shady cabin at night(20:00 to 6:00). Just look around shady cabin. If this way to find piggsy is ture. Than you will be lucky to see him just standing around. A nother way is to go to shady cabin at night.(same time peered as other) with a camera. Go in the cabin and go up to the wall that you see right wean you walk in. zoom in to the wall and stand next to the wall. Keep the zoom on. Than count to 39. turn around and he suld be standing there. And if he there. You beter run like a mother (BLERP) you can’t kill piggsy. That what ever one say’s. but he sure can kill you. I have never seen piggsy. Photo’s yes. My game. No. but I do think that he is out there some place.
    u.f.o’s…..
    this rumor of u.f.o’s in gta has had me looking for any thing that move’s. I have found out a lot about this rumor. Still I think that this is true. But only to a limited Pont. So. I can say that if you go to area 69 (in the desert) go up the rode that you would go up to get to the gate of area 69. just keep going. You will get to a rock. But you have to look on ever rock that you see. But the rock’s that you look at have to be right up next to the rode. Look very close. You can see a face of a alien. Or I seen it. Next. There is a thing that is in the night sky in sanan. It is a beret light. It seem’s to me that it come’s closer and closer ever night.
    Many more thing’s you can try to. Lisin to WCTR. If you lisin for long. Or just tell area 51 or 61 something like that come’s on the reado. In that show the truth talk’s for a lil bit. He say’s something about.”COME. COME NOW. BEG FOR THERE SORRY’S”. it is very weird.

    Ghost’s…..
    Wulp. This is a very creepy myth. Most people say you have to come out looking for ghost’s at night.(20:00 to 6:00) and look all over the place. They will pop out. No. jus just no. that is completely wrong. You do have to come out at that time. Dearing night. But there are place’s you have to go. Cj’s mom’s ghost is said to walk around the grove street house in LS. They say to go there form 00:00 to 1:00. night. I have done that. Seen nothing. But something did happen wane I was there. I looked for the ghost. I didn’t see any thing.
    So. I just went up to cj’s mom’s old room to get a camera. And than I came down to the living room. I just was thinking.”what if I put the zoom in and looked?” so I did. Still could not see any thing. So right befor I was going to put the camera away I looked at a window in the kitchen. Right out of no place the screen was all blared out. It was heard to see any thing. But. I was looking and I think I seen something move past the window. I put the camera down for a minuit. Than I did the same thing. And the same thing happened. But. Go to back o beyond in the bad land’s. if you look around. Close to two horse shoe looking rock’s.(can only see the horse shape form the in game map). You will be lucky or unlucky to see a car come speeding down a hill. Let’s go see who the friendly driver is. Oh. THERE IS NO DRIVER.
    Just a car rolling down the hill with no one in it. That sound’s normal to me. Yea right. The car also has damage that you can not fix. With code or pay and spay the car will not be fixed.
    There are other ghost car’s like this one. Just in different place’s. and also. Maybe there is something to do with all the ghost town’s. maybe…maybe not. In not kidding I don’t know.

    Gant sign….
    Ok. This one is very much true. Go to the gant berge in san f. you have to have a jet pack or the jet pack code to do this. Get a jet pack and fly all the way up top the top of the first piller. The piller that is closest to san f.go to the top and take off you’r jet pack. Walk around the piller for a bit. You will see a sing that say’s there are…. You know what. Im going to let you see it you’r self. I funnier that way. Enjoy.

    e-z and rider….
    So. Have you seen this? Rider is e-z-e. it true. Look at a photo of e-z-e. and than look at rider. Not much as a ester egg. But. Still. And it look like cj is j z.

    Area 69…..
    Ok. It ok. You can jump on the floor and laugh like crazy. If you did not know. 69 is a sex word. I will not say what it mean’s. and in real life there is a area 51 in the Nevada desert. A army base. But in gta it area 69. funny. But it ant that funny. So you can get off the floor now.

    Base boob’s…..
    You can get back on the floor now. Ok. Get a helicopter and go to the base ball field close to zero’s rc shop. Go in to the view that you can see out the fornt window.
    Hover over the field and hold dpwn R2 AND L2 at the same time. You will see the field look like honker’s. Have fun. Pervert.

    True germ….
    I think we all know of the game true cram streets of LA. Just one of the many gta wannabe’s. wulp. Go to unity Tran track in los santos. Look at the tunnel and than look up. There is a sign that say’s “true germ street cleaner’s. it is very funny. Go have a look. Wait. Are you still on the floor? Get up all ready.

    Vanity plate’s……..
    Ok. These are all over the place. Most missions with a car that you have to take or just drive have this. Like The mission “end of the line” sweet’s car has a plate that say’s “grove 4 life” it cool. And the one “key to her heart” mile’s car has a plate that read’s “spank” some are very funny. So look for them. That is not all of them. Many more. So look.

  50. i like this roken game i dont think that big foot comes out

  51. hey “me dude” i think that bigfoot come’s out. and you do to. you say it all the god damn time.

  52. this has nothing to do with gta but…..
    BEEF MONKEY CHEESE BONGO TURD BUT LOOP CHICKEN HAPPY MONSTER!!!!!!!

  53. I love the comments people leave on the video game reviews on this site. It certainly doesn’t say much for the hope of video games ever being taken seriously from a critical or cultural standpoint.

  54. good pont sean. they are leaveing no hope for any thing.

  55. san andreas is the best game ever and the next must be better if noone knows the name of it and wants to know about it ask me i work with R* i can tell u anything

  56. im a fuckin retard i love gay men

  57. what the hell????? u aren’t gonna hear shit from me

  58. the next game is GTA ATLANTA and u can raise animals and see bears in the wild the missions are almost neverending theres never an end to what u can do its not finished yet and its coming 2007 there u go and http://www.gtaproofgta.com u are really wierd

  59. i can tell u anything about san andreas even secrets to winning the chilliad challenge

  60. ask away.. is anyone here?

  61. to happpy killer u lieing idiot don’t make up lies u didn’t see anything like it piggsy is in zeros rc shop a box with vercetti vance from vice and two guys from manhunt piggsy and the killar little liar

  62. bigfoot isn’t real leatherface is real jaws isn’t lochness monster (nessie) isn’t piggsy is in zeros rc shop ghostly graffiti real and if there are any questions about san andreas or any other gta between gta3 gta vice city gta san andreas and gta atlanta

  63. you work with Rockstar North? Seems more like you work with a cardboard box and a cup to pee in.

  64. now. what the fuck. i never said that i love gay men. i think that some one took my name. made it a lil diferint. then said that. im fucking piss’d. and i have yahooo chat so i think it was some one on my buddy list. i gave this site to some ppl. so…….. i just wanted to say that. i ant gay. (even now there ant any thing worng with that) i just ant. me likey the chick’s. but any way. yea so. i ant gay and the guy that said you work with rock*. if you work then you wuld now that sanan just came out. so rock* wuld be CRAZY to even think about the next gta already. but. i just have to say this cuase any time i get to say this i do……if you realy work with rock*. i have a idea. make stallin’s and other car’s like that be abil to put the top’s up and down with a buttin. ok. so that all. oh and one more thing. http://www.rumorproofgta.com will be up and runing in 4 month’s. at the most. i will come here and tell you when it up. so bye.

  65. ok. i dont know why in asking this but……..the dude that work with r*^. if you said that pigssy or lather face or what ever his name is is real. then wher you see him?

  66. ok first if u whant to find big foot head to back o beyond take a camera and you may see him (i did.
    eney more questions just ask.
    and i all so no where all the ester eggs are.

  67. to chickn monkey loop there is no leather face in san andreas it is all bull s**t and if you have seen him on a photo it is a normal pedesten that can
    be found in the contrey side.

  68. oh. thank’s gta sandreas boffin. i didint realy think that piggsy came out. i did think that bigfoot was in the game. im going to try dat bigfoot thing you said. oh and why you have to have a cam? do you have to us the zoom?

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  70. JAW’S? WHER IS JAW’S? MOST KNOW. ME THINK CLOSE TO BEACH IN LOS SANTOS. ME RIGHT? WHER JAW’S?

  71. grand theft auto….GOOD halo……ok……tony.h.pro skater…..good…..but realy…..grand theft auto…….GOOD

  72. grand theft auto rule’s. it is the best game over all. and to http://www.rumorproofgta.com. you gooooooooood. i was a lil freak’d out when dat guy said you gay. but you said that something and something i donna. but i want to say. shit. you are good. i love the half hour long thing you did. and i know you made it. i weant to every gta site there is. no site had what you said. it good. and i just was wondering if that is a real site….www.rumorproofgta.com and if it you’r site. and when it comeing out. and if what you said is going to be on you’r site.

  73. shot. i was on this page of da site. and i left 4 a sec and BOOM. the best gay said that. i read it and…….yes it is my site. with a cupil other ppl with me. it is perb comeing out in like 1 to 2 month’s at best. and yea. that is going to be on my site. it took my 3 day’s to make that.

  74. damn. im dumb to ask this. rock*^ guy. ( im dumb) if you work for rock*. and you know all the stuf…god im so !DUMB! i know all about the tat too paler in blue hell. BUT. is there like a hidein cloth’s shop? or a haer cut shop? just wonderingggggg. gooood bye.

  75. San Andreas isn’t a game, it’s THE GAME

  76. coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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  78. i playd the game i loved it .no!! its crap i hate you all!!!!!!!

  79. it is super so i will say cooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllll

  80. wanna big mac?

  81. i hate you all i dont like you i am the guru

  82. i need cheats. goddamit

  83. locness monser,bigfoot,ghosts,

    i think i read once that they unleashed them all in a magazine. i mean for-crying-out-loud i h8 non belivers when they say”uh theye not real”. they all the different all the bigfoots. but my copy dont work enymore so im going to my m8s to find out

    and iv heard the locness monsters in the fishermans lagoon at night. is he?

  84. jonnyd456@hotmail.com

  85. IF ENEY OF U HAVE SOME QUESTIONS OR NEED TIPS OR NEW CHEATS JUST E-MAIL ME AT: ANNCH728@AOL.COM

  86. IF YOU WHANT TO NO ABOUT ALL OF SECERETS AND ESTER EGGS JUST E-MAIL AT: ANNCH728@AOL.COM

  87. HEAR ARE SOME NEW CHEATS:
    Infinite Health
    DOWN, X, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, R1, RIGHT, DOWN, UP, TRIANGLE
    Makes you mostly bulletproof and fire, punches and melee attacks don’t hurt you anymore. You can still be hurt by explosions, falling, getting run over, and drowning.

    [UPDATE]
    Hookers Pay You without doing the pimping missions
    RIGHT, L2, L2, DOWN, L2, UP, UP, L2, R2
    Without doing the pimping missions. Thanks to Bone` for figuring out what this does.

  88. GLICH
    œ The Walk Through Bridge
    Location: Los Flores, Los Santos
    Difficulty: Easy
    Description:
    In Los Flores there is a small, slanted bridge going over a motorway. The side supports of this bridge are not solid and can easily be driven through with a bike.

  89. GLICH
    œ Feet In the Ground
    Location: Ocean Docks, Los Santos (Really anywhere)
    Difficulty: Medium
    Description:
    Inside a warehouse at ocean docks there are a pile of crates. Attempting to jump behind them will result in your feet becoming stuck in the ground.

  90. CHECK OUT THIS CLUCKINBELL WEBSITE
    http://www.cluckinbellhappychicken.com

  91. wow.

  92. hey does eny1 know enything about jaws. ma m8 sais hes real, and he sais it ate him

  93. loeds of people say glendals a mith, it isnt its a cheat just go to the car on the left horse shoe on the hill and drive it off and go back and youl see it come back

  94. once again, i h8 you all!

  95. hey rumorproofgta.com? wat does pigsy look like

  96. hey pigsy looks like a cross beetween a man and a pig and he is real cause ive seen him up close when i tryed to beat the shit out of him with a nightstick plus im a member of
    San
    Andreas
    Mysteries
    or S.A.M

  97. if you don’t belive me then just bring on

  98. wats san adreas mystories

  99. hello?!?!?!?!?!

    (echo)

  100. You find bigfoot and leatherface and the four armed freak in the SAN FIERRO WOODS!

  101. BEWARE OF BIGFOOT HE WILL KILL YOU SO MY ADVICE IS TO BRING A FAST CAR AND BRING A REALLY POWERFUL GUN!

  102. i luv gta

  103. me2

  104. and again… i h8 you all

  105. i hate them 2 there all crap, whyd ya bother

  106. for the fun of it lol

  107. ya better stop now or else!

  108. ho ho ho
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  109. yea take that, bitch

  110. oh your tight

  111. killin people is my hobby so **** off

  112. but you just killed santa

  113. yea, you just killed santa , your guilty

  114. yea

  115. yea

  116. yea

  117. come on guys lets kill HIM

  118. NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  119. oh yea. and smoke and sweet

  120. gta kicks ass

  121. piggsy is an action fiqure in zeros rc shop and we’ll see about the car stuff http://www.rumorproofgta.com

  122. ask things about gta atlanta and gta san andreas didn’t just come out it came out a long time ago

  123. what car stuf? rock star guy. you dont work with rockstar. they never let any thing out. and be sides. even if you do. my friend sent a e-mail to rock star telling them about you. but. CLAP CLAP CLAP for trying to keep it up this long. and guys. my site comeing out like. theusday.

  124. and i forgot. sorry to any one that asked me something and i didint respond. but the page wuldint let me put any thing down any more. sorry.

  125. Of course this guy doesn’t work for Rockstar. I bet most of the people posting on this review are about 12 years old or at least spell like they haven’t made it through high school. If these are the future gamers…the video game industry is in trouble.

  126. I agree with Jeff… the comments on this review make me embarassed to be a fan of video games. It’s pathetic. Rumorproof, you couldn’t post because you were banned… I unbanned you and now I’m wondering why I bothered because you just went right back to flooding the site with useless crap.

    HEY EVERYONE… we already know you love GTA. The game only sold like 10 billion copies. Please do not post anything unless it is in some way related to intelligent criticism of the game. If I see another post asking about Bigfoot I’m gonna snap. There are other sites out there for tips, tricks, easter eggs, etc. If you want to know about that crap please visit http://www.rumorproofgta.com... his site will be up “like theusday”.

  127. sean. i dont know how im flooding the site with crap. im just trying to help. and thank you for telling every body my site thing again. im sorry. you did not have to ban me. i mean. god damn. im just trying to help people. and advertase me site. and this is the only site that i can post on a form and not have to sign up for any thing. so please dont bban me again. just tell me if im “flooding the site with my uslise crap” and i will try to stop.

  128. hi this is as you say r* guy and i wanted to say your right i don’t work with rockstar but i can tell you this gta atlanta i did see somewhere i’ll send you the link and tell you what to do and you can see it

  129. almost out.

  130. sorry guy’s. my site can’t come today do to a set back n my d:hard drive file c. but the site suld be out my the lastest monday. sorry if any one cared.

  131. hi does any one know any cheats for the helicopter in san andrease on the ps2

  132. is any one there.any one here from the north east.

  133. this is the sweetes, I love it

  134. this game is the shit

  135. jona. what you mean? what kinda cheats?

  136. and yes. im in north east. im in ct.

  137. big foot

  138. hello new gta coming it called bep bep find out ha ha ha ha ah ha

  139. i found big you ass holes
    hi room

  140. whats ^

  141. got any cheats?

  142. hello?

  143. GTASA IS TEH BOMB AND THE SHIZNIT

  144. i lov men so much mmm thats the stuff yea stick it up there

  145. omg ewww man ur nasty

  146. Cheat Codes
    Enter these during gameplay without pausing:Code Effect
    R1, R2, L1 , X, Left , Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up $250,000, full health and armor
    R2, Circle, R1, L2, Left R1, L1, R2, L2 Aggressive Traffic
    L1, Circle, Triangle, L1, L1, Square, L2, Up, Down, Left All Pedestrians Are Elvis
    up,x,triangle,x,triangle,x,square,R2,right all taxis get nitro + jump up when you press L3
    Right, R1, Up, L2, L2, Left, R1, L1, R1, R1 All Traffic Lights Stay Green
    Triangle, L1, Triangle, R2, Square, L1, L1 All Vehicles Invisible (Except Motorcycles)
    SQUARE, L1, R1, RIGHT, X, UP, L1, LEFT, LEFT always midnight (time stuck at 00:00)
    x,x,square,r1,l1,x,down,left,x andrenaline mode
    L1, L2, L2, Up, Down, Down, Up, R1, R2, R2 Any vehicle you punch this in, can blow up anything like a tank.
    SQUARE, RIGHT, SQUARE, SQUARE, L2, X, TRIANGLE, X, TRIANGLE Attracts Prostitutes with Sex Toys/Gimp Suit
    Circle, L2, Up, R1, Left, X, R1, L1, Left, Circle Black Traffic
    Square, R2, Down, Down, Left, Down, Left, Left, L2, X Cars Float Away When Hit
    square, down, L2, up, L1, circle, up, x, left Cars Fly
    Right, R2, Circle, R1, L2, Square, R1, R2 Cars on Water
    Triangle, Triangle, L1, Square, Square, Circle, Square, Down, Circle Civilians are fast food workers & clowns, CJ is a clown, cars are pizza scooter, BF Injection, HotKnife, Tug, Quad, etc.
    Right, L2, Down, R1, Left, Left, R1, L1, L2, L1 Commit Suicide
    R2, L2, R1, L1, L2, R2, Square, Triangle, Circle, Triangle, L2, L1 Destroy Cars
    Up, Up, Down, Down, Square, Circle, L1, R1, Triangle, Down. Everyone bikini babes, all cars beach cars, Cj in shorts and flipflops.
    Right, R1, Up, L2, L2, Left, R1, L1, R1, R1 Faster Cars
    Circle, Circle, L1, Square, L1, Square, Square, Square, L1, Triangle, O, Triangle Faster Clock
    Triangle, Up, Right, Down, L2, L1, Square Faster Gameplay
    R2, Circle, Up, L1, Right, R1, Right, Up, Square, Triangle Flying Boats
    R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, X Fog
    up, up, square, L2, right, x, R1, down, R2, circle Full Weapon Aiming Whilst Driving
    Circle, Right, Circle, Right, Left, Square, X Down Gives you an automatic six star wanted level
    square,square,R2,left,up,square,R2,X,X,X Improve Suspension
    up, L1, R1, up, right, up, x, L2, x, L1 Increase car speed
    Down, X, Right, Left, Right, R1, Right, Down, Up, Triangle Infinite health, still hurt from explosions, drowning, and falling.
    Down, Left, L1, Down, Down, R2, Down, L2, Down Infinite Lung Capacity
    Left, Right, L1, L2, R1, R2, Up, Down, Left, Right Jetpack
    Up, Up, Triangle, Triangle, Up, Up, Left, Right, Square, R2, R2 Jump 10 times higher
    Triangle, Square, Circle, Circle, Square, Circle, Circle, L1, L2, L2, R1, R2. Jump 100 feet in air on bike
    CIRCLE, RIGHT, CIRCLE, RIGHT, LEFT, SQUARE, TRIANGLE, UP Locks wanted level at however many stars you have. They will NEVER increase or decrease, not even with bribes/cheats. Still get attacked in impound.
    R1, R1, Circle, R2, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down Lower Wanted Level
    Triangle, Up ,Up, Left, Right, Square, Circle, Down Max Fat
    triangle,up,up,left,right,square,circle,left Max Muscle
    R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, Square Morning
    SQUARE, L2, R1, TRIANGLE, UP, SQUARE, L2, UP, X Never become hungry
    R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, Triangle Night
    L2, Up, R1, R1, Left, R1, R1, R2, Right, Down No citizens or cops, only gang members having gun fights
    Triangle, Up, Up, Left, Right, Square, Circle, Right No Muscle or Fat
    X, Down, Up, R2, Down, Triangle, L1, Triangle, Left No Peds, Hardly any traffic, Parked cars still spawn
    R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, Down Noon
    Left, Left, L2, R1, Right, Square, Square, L1, L2, X Orange Sky
    R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, Square Overcast
    Down, Up, Up, Up, X, R2, R1, L2, L2 Pedestrian Attack (cannot be turned off)
    Down, Left, Up, Left, X, R2, R1, L2, L1 Pedestrian Riot (cannot be turned off)
    R2, R1, X, Triangle, X, Triangle, Up, Down Pedestrians have weapons
    X X Down R2 L2 O R1 O Square Peds become asian dudes with Katana’s. Mostly black cars and motorcycles patrol the streets.
    Triangle, R1, R1, Left, R1, L1, R2, L1 Perfect Handling
    Circle, L1, Down, L2, Left, X, R1, L1, Right, Circle Pink Traffic
    Right, L2, L2, Down, L2, Up, Up, L2, R2 Prostitutes pay you instead of you paying them
    R1, R1, Circle, R2, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left Raise Wanted Level
    DOWN, SQUARE, UP, R2, R2, UP, RIGHT, RIGHT, UP Recruit Anyone (9mm)
    R2, R2, R2, X, L2, L1, R2, L1, DOWN, X Recruits Anyone (w/Rockets)
    Up, Down, L1, L1, L2, L2, L1, L2, R1, R2 Sand Storm
    Triangle, Up ,Up, Left, Right, Square, Circle, Right Skinny
    Triangle, Up, Right, Down, Square, R2, R1 Slower Gameplay
    Right, Up, R1, R1, R1, Down, Triangle, Triangle, X, Circle, L1, L1 Spawn a Monster
    Left, Right, L1, L2, R1, R2, R2, Up, Down, Right, L1 spawn a parachute
    Circle, Circle, L1, Circle, Circle, Circle, L1, L2, R1, Triangle, Circle, Triangle Spawn A Rhino
    R2, Up, L2, Left, Left, R1, L1, Circle, Right Spawn a Stretch
    Down, R1, Circle, L2, L2, X, R1, L1, Left, Left Spawn Bloodring Banger
    Circle, L1, Up, R1, L2, X, R1, L1, Circle, X Spawn Caddy
    R2, L1, L1, RIGHT, RIGHT, UP, UP, X, L1, LEFT spawn dozer
    R1, circle, R2, Right, L1, L2, X (2), Square, R1 Spawn Hotring Racer #1
    R2, L1, Circle, Right, L1, R1, Right, Up, circle, R2 Spawn Hotring Racer #2
    Up, Right, Right, L1, Right, Up, Square, L2 Spawn Rancher
    Triangle, Triangle, Square, Circle, X, L1, L1, Down, Up Spawns Hydra
    Left, Left, Down, Down, Up, Up, Square, Circle, Triangle, R1, R2 Spawns Quadbike
    Triangle, Triangle, Square, Circle, X, L1, L2, Down, Down Spawns Vortex
    R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, Circle Storm
    Circle, Up, L1, L2, Down, R1, L1, L1, Left, Left, X, Triangle. Stuntplane
    Up, Left, X, Triangle, R1, Circle, Circle, Circle, L2 Super Punch
    L1 L1 R1 R1 L2 L1 R2 Down Left Up Turns All Vehicles Into Country Vehicles
    Down, R2, Down, R1, L2, Left, R1, L1, Left, Right Unlock Romero
    Circle, R1, Circle, R1, Left, Left, R1, L1, Circle, Right Unlock Trashmaster
    R1, R2, L1, R2, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up Weapons 1
    R1, R2, L1, R2, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Down, Left Weapons 2
    R1, R2, L1, R2, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left , Down, Down, Down Weapons 3

    GOOD CHEATS THEY REALY WORK

  147. romur is gayyyyyyyyy

  148. i lov men also

  149. u should call me at 1800-suckmydick yea thats the stuff up and down uhuhuh!!!!!!

    your rough

  150. hey hey hey its big smoke!

  151. freakie

  152. hey girlfrendes a in (north san fearo)and las ventres.this game is cooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.man here is some cheats.harrier triangel triangel sqare o x L1 L1 down up.

  153. is there realy a big shark

  154. im fucking pissed. why is every one fucking comeing here and useing my god damn name saying im gay and like to have cock up my ass. im fucking pissed. im starting to know who it is. it is lilspyder321)me dude) jammie_1000. or that fucking cheese licker rockstar guy. or sean. but im pissed. i mean. just cause you want me to be gay so you wuld fuck me dont mean you can put that up there to make you’r self think im gay. so just fucking STOP!!!!!!! and to all you other ppl. what ever they say I AM NOT GAY!!!! I LIKE BOOB’S!!!!

  155. im still pissed.

  156. just cause im pissed dont mean the hole place needs to stop talking.

  157. yo rumorm proof dude you need to stop whining and shut the heck up!

  158. yo rumorm proof dude you need to stop whining and shut the heck up!

  159. yo gta 4 life YOU need to get yo momas dick out yo ass and shut the fuck up and stop posting the same damn thing over and over. (bitch)

  160. yo rumorproof keep talking you need to carry on!

  161. im your lovy-duvy

  162. every1 raise your hands if you like gta

  163. i love gta , its the best game ever

  164. hahaha

    just joking, that was me

  165. YOU ALL SUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!