Run Ronnie Run (DVD)
Run Ronnie Run (DVD)
Directed by: Troy Miller
Written by: David Cross, Bob Odenkirk, Scott Aukerman, BJ Porter, Brian Posehn
Starring: David Cross, Bob Odenkirk
You know its a bad omen for a movie when the creators,on their own website, disown all involvement: “Pleasestop wanting to see the movie, asking about it, oronline chatting about it.” I can’t say I entirelyagree with the above statement, as while “Run RonnieRun”, the first and perhaps only “Mr. Show movie”we’ll ever have presented to us, is certainlydisappointing, begging and pleading David Cross andBob Odenkirk for its release is time well spent, asits at the very least, a worthy rental, and aninteresting examination on how potential can bespoiled.
Run Ronnie Run in some ways was cursed from day one. Following the format of several failed SNL movies, itis based on a recurring character from the TV showwithout enough depth to carry a movie on his own.Ronnie Dobbs (Cross) is a beer drinking southernredneck who, with the help of Terry Twillstein(Odenkirk), a British cameraman for the TV show FUZZ(a COPS type show), becomes a national reality TVsuperstar, running from police in cities all acrossNorth America. For those unfamiliar with Mr. Show,this might come across as a “Joe Dirt” ripoff, whichprobably helped keep it out of theaters. I can’t saythe comparison is unwarranted, as while Ronnie hadbeen created years before David Spade’s character, theHappy Madison Production sentimentality is firmly allover (and out of place in) this film. A major problemis the very fact that the reality TV spoof idea isalready out of date and will be even more out of datewithin the next few years. While the Survivor, JudgeJudy, COPS, etc. digs are funny, you can’t help butfeel you’re watching a taped episode of MADTV.
There are a few decent one liners now and then, butthe movie is only truly funny when the movie trailsoff the Ronnie Dobbs storyline into somethingcompletely different. In other words, when its morelike a Mr. Show episode, its funny. In one of thesescenes, Scott Thompson (one of a zillion cameos,including Andy Richter, Dave Foley, Matt Stone, TreyParker, Jeff Goldblum, Patrick Warburton, Ben Stiller,Bruce Villanch, oh the list goes on and on)accidentally uncovers the vast gay conspiracy. Theother two are musical numbers starring Jack Blackdoing a hilarious take on the Dick Van Dyke characterfrom Mary Poppins, and a music video sequence from 3Times 1 Minus 1, Bob and David’s white R&B duo, thechorus of which proclaims “Pussy Doodle Doo! I stuckmy penis in your thoughtful vagina”. Both of thesemusical numbers are destined to become favorites formp3 downloaders everywhere.
The rest of the music in the movie is typical moviesoundtrack stuff lifted from real bands, which doesn’treally work well with the Mr. Show style. They couldhave produced more of the musical numbers themselves,as the South Park boys tend to do in their films.
It is clear from watching Run Ronnie Run’s deletedscenes that there is a comedy classic somewhere inthere that never got a chance, obviously due to Cross& Odenkirks battles with the studio and the directorover creative control. Perhaps they should haveeliminated much of the Ronnie Dobbs storyline and justused it to connect a series of longer, movie and TVparody sketches. Instead of taking subtle or obviouspotshots at movie cliches, too often Run Ronnie Runends up a victim of them. It is sad that things didn’twork out, as at the very least, they could haveproduced a “Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy” sort ofmovie, a film that might not live up to the show inlaugh out loud comedy, but still would have been trueto the show and more geared towards its fans. Still,I highly recommend a viewing for the hardcore Mr. Showfans. The few good parts are too good to miss, and atthe worst, its still better and more watchable thananything Rob Schneider will ever be a part of. — Goon

There have been a lot of movies coming out recently involving vampires, and also a lot of movies that have tried to copy the dark, high-tech visuals of The Matrix.So what is it that sets Underworld apart from all these other films that usually end up beingall style and no substance? To be honest, not a heck of a lot.
The acting in the movie was focused and pretty adequate. Kate Beckinsale is good, although her role requires very little emotion. The camera can’t get enough close-ups of her… maybe this is because Len Wiseman is married to her. Other actors and actresses also did well, despite some dialogue that probably could have gone either way. The only one I really had a problem with was Shane Brolly, who played the head vampire Kraven. He seemed to resemble Henry Rollins a little more than a vampire should, and he just was not suave and sophisticated enough for the part.
What happens when good TV shows don’t get good ratings? Within a few short weeks, if a new show fails to catch on immediately, it is discarded and never heard from again.Just think of how many shows are introduced each year, only a handful of which ever make it through toa second season. What a horrible waste of energy that is. The situation is even more tragic when a show actually has potential but isn’t given a chance to develop. This is why I’m glad to see the advent of the DVD format has allowed some of these ill-fated TV shows to retain their dignity, and to have their memory live on beyond the airwave graves.
Speaking of performances, the cast is solid. Yancey Arias (The Time Machine) anchors the show as Miguel Cadena, a man who is at the top of the food chain within his family’s cartel. He is more likeable and respectable than Tony Soprano in a lot of ways, and although he can be explosive when necessary he is always hesitant to deal out violence — a trait that has many people questioning his leadership. There is also his “gringo” lawyer and wife played by Sheryl Lee (Twin Peaks), yet another reason for him to be under constant suspicion. But that’s why he has his wild and ruthless older brother Chato (Bobby Cannavale - Third Watch) at his side. And for more comic relief there is also a shifty plastic surgeon caught up in the drug racket played by Brian Benben, and a mild mannered assassin played by Shay Roundtree, among others.
So I just saw Cabin Fever and here I am all fired up to sit down and write about it. Where do I start? This, my friends, is a classic for the ages. It’s sure to be the subject of much debate for years to come, so let me just save everyone some time and get down to the bottom line: Good and bad are terms that hold no meaning when talking about a movie like this, the only thing that matters is that it must be seen to be believed. Scrounge together whatever money you can and head over to your local theatre right this minute, because if you don’t, you’re missing out on something special. And if you ask me to describe what makes it so special, well, I need only one word… pancakes?
I gotta be honest, this is not a perfect movie by any stretch of the imagination. Some scenes are dull and drawn out, some of the cuts are sloppy, and it often struggles with itself trying to decide where to be funny and where to be serious. But by the end, all judgement you might pass on this movie becomes irrelevant. Cabin Fever is so gleefully gruesome that I daresay it rivals movies like Peter Jackson’s own Dead Alive for the sheer amount of blood splattering (no wonder he publicly gave it his own seal of approval), and yet at the same time, it doesn’t look like a low budget b-movie. The make-up and gore effects are pretty realistic looking, and the camera work is fairly solid.
A North American tour with Edmonton’s Choke last summer lead to, among other things,a Canadian distribution deal for Small Brown Bike with Smallman Records. Fitting? I think so. The first SBB release under Smallman is this EP entitled Nail Yourself To The Ground. It’s a co-release with their former U.S. label No Idea Records, and a prelude to their upcoming full length on Lookout! Records.
For whatever reason, Star Wars is the one universal fanboy gene that almost all geeks, movie lovers and gamers seem to share. Lucasarts could release a million different Star Wars videogames, and they’d all top the sales charts regardless of how good they are. Thankfully for us, they don’t suck very often. So is it any surprise then that within a few weeks of hitting store shelves, Knights of the Old Republic has dethroned Halo as the best selling game of all time for the X-Box? Actually it is a little surprising because, well… it’s an RPG.
In some ways I find that this game harkens back to the Lucasarts games of old, those classic point and click graphic adventures that are now all but dead. You have the freedom to go where you want, and the game consists of a lot of conversations (where you can choose from a number of different things to say), puzzle solving, and side quests. There are also some brief mini-games that jump out of the usual interface to allow you to gamble and play the card game Pazzak, enter swoop bike races, and also take manual control of gun turrets in certain situations.
Hey, all you Computer Geeks out there! You all remember Tron the movie? Well, it’s time to be digitized back into the computer world to CTRL ALT DELETE everyone’s asses. In Tron 2.0 the pc game, Biatch! Now prepare to fight or be derezzed.
The majority of the game is played in first person but you can also play the light cycles modes on certain levels. Think of it as a 3d version of that one game where you move and leave a trail of walls behind and must make your opponent crash into it to win. Just like the movie. Multiplayer modes consist of the Light Cycles and Disk Arena. The object of the game is to throw your disk at your opponent, or throw your disk at the platform removing a section of it making your opponent fall to his death. Yeah I know it sound retarded, but it’s actually one of the best things about this game.
What the hell… another damn movie that starts with the word “American”?? Although I suppose if anyone’s got a right to call a movie “American” something or other, it’s Harvey Pekar. Who is Harvey Pekar? Just an average working-class American guy, who decided to start an underground comic book about his average working-class American life and give it the tongue-in-cheek title American Splendor. Many years after he started this comic book series, two documentary filmmakers have finally decided to bring his average working-class American life to the big screen… and in doing so, show everyone that maybe he isn’t so average after all.
Much to his dismay, American Splendor did not make him rich, nor did it allow him to quit his day job. It did, however, put him in touch with his third and current wife Joyce, in addition to earning him a small amount of fame including a few appearances on the David Letterman show. Eventually he and his wife earned some book awards after they collaborated to turn the course of his cancer treatment into a graphic novel.






























