Castlevania (NES)

Castlevania (NES)

They don’t make games like they used to anymore, and if you haven’t heard of Castlevania before, I don’t think I can be your friend anymore.

This 2d side-scoller has everything including monsters called Humpers (don’t ask). The premise is simple, you are Vampire Hunter Simon Belmont and you must go mess up the evil Dracula with your trusty whip, before he can kill again. The graphics at the time were pretty impressive; I’m talking all 8-bits of it. You not only get to mess up Dracula but also whole slew of bad asses like Frankenstein and Medusa.

What can I say? Do I really need to tell you peeps how good it is? I mean if it was crap, why is Konami still making games off of the original franchise? Be warned though, its very HARD, I’m not talking about my masculinity either. It took me 14 years to beat that SOB Dracula but it was worth it seeing that bitch on ice. I’ll make you a deal. If you go play it then I’ll be your friend. — Chian

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Comments (2)

  1. Castlevania is like super awesomely bodacious.

  2. Chian should make his own website and just do posts like this. (I got here from the Castlevania Poster post)

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