Various Artists – WWF Aggression
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WWF Aggression is the latest album to come out of the World Wrestling Federation. The twist to this album is that it features the WWF Superstars’ theme songs redone by today’s popular rap artists including Snoop Dogg, ODB, Method Man, Ice-T, Run DMC and many more. If you’re a wrestling fan or a rap fan, you’ll love this album. It’s like a slam to the ring, only the slam is the music, and the ring is you listening to the music.

The first track features Run DMC performing the D-Generation X theme “The Kings”, and Run DMC prove that they are “the kings” of re-rapping wrestling themes! Old Dirty Bastard brings his off the wall, in your face stylings to the Mankind theme “Wreck”. Phat beats and bustin rhythms will make you get off the couch and pile drive yourself into musical heaven. The most disappointing track on the cd would have to be The Rock’s theme, “Know Your Role”, performed by Method Man. All I have to say is that Method Man definitely didn’t know HIS role when he took it upon himself to give The Rock’s catchy theme a face lift rivaling that of Joan Rivers! Looks like Method Man could have used Fred Dirst’s help on this one! Now for the best part of the album, The Godfather’s theme, “Pimpin’ Aint Easy”, as performed by Ice muthaf***in’ T. Hearing Ice say “bitch” is enough for me to disqualify myself from the match by hitting the referee with the knockout bell so that I can rock out to the magical theme that made pimpin’ acceptable once again!

Overall, WWF Aggression will not leave my cd player until the day Vince McMahon admits that there’s no difference between hoes and prostitutes!! — Jay